Tko ne guta, dobit će ječmenac!

[karambol]

Obzirom na visinu, nedostatk sisa i oštrije crte lica meni bi samo trebalo nabit jedan pošten kurac i evo od mene muškarčine.

A ne, ne...nije to samo tako. Brkovi, brada, dlake iz ušiju i nosa, žuti i razbijeni zubi, ožiljak, barem mali, od pivske boce ili džepnog nožića, žile na rukama, dlakave noge...

[Morticia]

Što su žole?

Ožiljke od alkohola imam na dovoljno dijelova tijela, a i na ponekom vitalnom organu.

[Morticia]

Aha, žile.

E to nemam, jbga.
Al' dobro, onda bih barem mogla biti neka nježniji muškarčina?

[karambol]

Aha, žile.

E to nemam, jbga.
Al' dobro, onda bih barem mogla biti neka nježniji muškarčina?

Možeš biti poznati stilist ili modni guru...

[ali]

Krule isto piše knjigu, zapravo, već ju je napisao, trebala je već biti i izdana, ali se niš nije javio nama koji smo je naručili. Dao je otkaz, pa sam mislio da će to ubrzati stvar, međutoa to je izgleda usporilo stvar. Nije nešto aktivan ni na blogu.

Ili se jako propio ili jako zaljubio, mnijem. Samo da ga nije nešto zgazilo.

Ja sam isto naručila i meni se javio

I trebalo je bit gotovo za 15 dana

[Leteća]

Obzirom na visinu, nedostatk sisa i oštrije crte lica meni bi samo trebalo nabit jedan pošten kurac i evo od mene muškarčine.



Edit: a i s glasom bih prošla.

Šteta onda ne probati... bar na koji dan.

http://www.wikihow.com/Pass-As-a-Male-%28For-FTMs%29

[Morticia]

Meh, ne zanima me previše, ipak.

[karambol]

Meh, ne zanima me previše, ipak.

i ja sam se naviknuo na samog sebe...

[Morticia]

i ja sam se naviknuo na samog sebe...

Nakon duge i teške borbe?

[blue]

A ne, ne...nije to samo tako. Brkovi, brada, dlake iz ušiju i nosa, žuti i razbijeni zubi, ožiljak, barem mali, od pivske boce ili džepnog nožića, žile na rukama, dlakave noge...

Nije da nisam nikad takve vidjela u životu, ali ima i ljepše izgledajućih muškaraca. Ne moraju svi bit krezubi , obrasli i intelektualno podkapacitirani

U stvari mislim da bi baš bila krasan muškić
Možda


Ne mogu linkove otvarat dok sam na poslu

[Morticia]

Isuse, skončat ću od ovolike dosade.
Kad će više 15:30, da idem u šetnju na +80?!

[vrrrlet]

Obzirom na visinu, nedostatk sisa i oštrije crte lica meni bi samo trebalo nabit jedan pošten kurac i evo od mene muškarčine.



Edit: a i s glasom bih prošla.

Sanjaj.

[Morticia]

Nemojte me krivo shvatiti, niste mi vi dosadni, samo ne mogu više izdržati u uredu!

[Leteća]

A, Conan...i to, a? Lijepi Šarafenciger...

Švarcika je zericu pretjeran.
Više nešto kao Connor MacLeod, William Wallace, Corwin od Ambera...
Ali dobro, ni Šarafcigeru ne bih oprostila.

[Morticia]

Sanjaj.

Ne laži.

[Morticia]

Ali dobro, ni Šarafcigeru ne bih oprostila.

Jednostavno nemam komentara.

A ja sam drolija.

[vrrrlet]

Ja sam isto naručila i meni se javio

I trebalo je bit gotovo za 15 dana

Ma javio se i meni (Inače, reka je da smo neka žena i ja naručili najviše knjiga ), ali je rekao da bude to, i onda je umro.

[karambol]

Nije da nisam nikad takve vidjela u životu, ali ima i ljepše izgledajućih muškaraca. Ne moraju svi bit krezubi , obrasli i intelektualno podkapacitirani

Dobro, dobro, postoji i Vigo Mortensen, Johnny Depp itd,itd...Znam, znam, ali me povuklo ovo s Aralom i vitlateljima,vitlačima, vitlaocima mačeva...

[blue]

Švarcika je zericu pretjeran.
Više nešto kao Connor MacLeod, William Wallace, Corwin od Ambera...
Ali dobro, ni Šarafcigeru ne bih oprostila.

Hm, da
Ne smeta ni što je razorok

[Leteća]

Ajme, pa gdje ti to radiš?

Evo ti onda izvadak

How to Pass As a Male (For FTMs)
1. Get guy clothes. Start by going out and getting yourself gender appropriate clothing, if you don't already wear them. Girl pants are designed to accent females' natural curves (hips, butts, and thighs) which easily give you away. Guy pants are cut straight and should cover most of that up, including giving you a flatter butt.
2. Binding. Binding is a way to flatten your chest to give it a more masculine appearance. Those with small chests (A's and small B's) might be able to get away with only a looser shirt. Those with larger chests will need to do more, such as wear tighter sports bras and looser shirts. You may also try binding.
After puberty, males no longer have flat chests, but instead developed pecs. The point of binding isn't to make your chest completely flat, but rather to simulate pecs. This means that, when you put your binder on, you don't want to just push the breast tissue down to make it lie flat against your ribcage, instead you actually want to leave it where it naturally sits and flatten it there. The bottom half of your breasts is about where the curve of your pec muscles are and is as low as male chests should bulged. If you let your breasts fall much below that point, your chest will look awkward and may give you away. (This is harder to achieve with a larger chest)
NEVER use tape to bind your chest down.
Ace Bandages are often used for this (especially on tv) but these bandages were designed to compress tighter when loosened, ie they constrict every time you take a breath. This can lead to breathing problems or suffocation, though not always, and are not readily recommended.
Spandex shorts or shirts can be made into binders. Try looking at youtube for tips.
Binders are tanktops made out of special material that presses the breast tissue down without becoming dangerous for you. They can be found on the internet (look up FTM binders).
3. Haircut. This is certainly going to be necessary. While some guys can support super long hair, you probably shouldn't try it as it will make your face more feminine (which you don't want). On the other hand, just because you're trying to look more masculine, doesn't mean you need to chop your hair all off. Go for whatever haircut you want, as long as it's a guy style.
Though it might be tempting to grab a pair of scissors and do it yourself right away, this is almost certainly not your best option. Even if you happen to be experienced in cutting hair, it is very difficult to cut and shape your own hair. Short haircuts especially are difficult to achieve at home, because the shape is very important, and if you make a mistake, it will be very obvious. Get a professional to cut it, or at least an experienced friend, to ensure that you get the result you want.
It may be advisable to speak with your parents about this first if you're under 18 or still living with them.
4. Packing. Packing refers to wearing something (whether a sock, soft dildo or hard dildo) that gives a male bulge.
You may also want to consider getting an STP or a STP packer. STP (stand to pee) are devices that help you pee while standing up, an obvious perk. You can also find STP packers, which act as soft packs and STPs, and thus are the best "fake penises" out there (they should not be used for sex!).
Soft packs usually come in a couple of sizes, 3.5" and 5.5" being the most common. The average size of a flaccid penis is somewhere between 3.5-4.5", and most people feel quite comfortable with the 3.5" model. It's completely up to you which you prefer. Just remember that they won't accept it back after you've opened it.

[Morticia]

Ja bih jedan pošten buzdovan.

[karambol]

Nemojte me krivo shvatiti, niste mi vi dosadni, samo ne mogu više izdržati u uredu!

Priprema...pozooor....skoči kroz prozor....

[Pješčana]

Hm, da
Ne smeta ni što je razorok

ja njega ne mogu prožvakati.
zbog glupog razloga: onog filma gdje se ševi s nekom trebom,sve skupa traje minutu i pol, a on ju trese pritom ko šljivu.
ne, ne i ne.
tu i tada je izgubio ikakvu šansu prođe kod mene.

plitka sam, znam

[Morticia]

Moram još malo pričekati.
Ne pitajte.

[Morticia]

Kako se to nekog jebe k'o šljivu?