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- Što si dobio iz matematike?
A Perica na to:
- Tko si ti?
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Kaže tata Perici:
- Ako danas iz matematike dobiješ jedinicu, ti i ja više se ne poznajemo!
Kada se Perica vratio iz škole, tata ga upita:
- Što si dobio iz matematike?
A Perica na to:
- Tko si ti?
- Ako danas iz matematike dobiješ jedinicu, ti i ja više se ne poznajemo!
Kada se Perica vratio iz škole, tata ga upita:
- Što si dobio iz matematike?
A Perica na to:
- Tko si ti?
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Matis Vanasse 2 days ago
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Africans: Write that down, write that down!
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Dotrčala jednog dana susjeda Habiba sva zadihana do Fate, pa će odmah s vrata:
- Fato, brzo dođi, tvoj Mujo guzi dole Hasu nasred mosta, ovoliko se raje skupilo.
Potrčala Fata do mosta, kad stvarno, skupilo se brdo ljudi, probije se ona kroz njih kad tamo Mujo guzi Hasu.
Fata se prodere:
- Mujo, bolan, jes' ti normalan? Pa šta to radiš? Svi te gledaju!
Mujo se okrene i reče ozbiljno:
- Ma, pusti me Fato, pao Haso u rijeku i počeo se utapati, ja ga izvukao, a sad mu spašavam život!
Fata zavrti glavom i reče:
- Mujo, budalo jedna, ne spašava se tako život, nego se daje umjetno disanje usta na usta.
Mujo slegne ramenima i reče:
- Znam ja to, tako je i počelo...
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Ma to je copy/paste...a na mobu i ne vidim baš kako je tekst formatiran, kako će izgledati na kompu. 
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