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Post 19 May 2016, 22:36

Pari mi da je to naša margarita... :misli:


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Post 20 May 2016, 08:08

Valja procitat cilu temu http://www.forum.hr/showthread.php?t=946831

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Post 20 May 2016, 11:34

Jel vidiš Miki šta je pravi poduzetnik... a ne ti šta nemo'š platit ni pola mjeseca stanarine za dobru prijateljicu.
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Post 20 May 2016, 12:41

Bogtejebo, posipam se pepelom

http://www.gloria.hr/vijesti/price/more ... na-dolara/

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Post 20 May 2016, 12:44

haram » wrote:Jel vidiš Miki šta je pravi poduzetnik... a ne ti šta nemo'š platit ni pola mjeseca stanarine za dobru prijateljicu.
Istina, ja sam za ovu goli kurac, ali mozda me i ozeni, ponuda joj je na temi :zubo:
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Post 20 May 2016, 13:04

Šta ti je prava ljubaf! :cerek:
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Post 25 May 2016, 14:07

Evo 'vako, prijatelj ima 2 karte za finale Lige prvaka u ovu subotu.
Na žalost, taj datum mu se podudara s danom njegova vjenčanja.
Karte je uzeo prije par mjeseci i nije znao da će tako ispast.
Zamolio me da pitam, pa prenosim: ima li ko da bi se umjesto njega u subotu oženio; bilo ko?!
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Post 06 Oct 2016, 22:20

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Post 06 Oct 2016, 23:23

:rofl:

karati mi je inače najmutaviji izraz za seks, arhaično karati nekoga znači prekoravati ga.

fukati mi je isto oduran. :durica:
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Post 07 Oct 2016, 08:34

Nenia Salonitana » wrote::rofl:

karati mi je inače najmutaviji izraz za seks, arhaično karati nekoga znači prekoravati ga.

fukati mi je isto oduran. :durica:

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da

meni su svi izrazi tupasti za seks
ako već mora seks, nek bude jebanje
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Post 07 Oct 2016, 12:06

Nenia Salonitana » wrote::rofl:

karati mi je inače najmutaviji izraz za seks, arhaično karati nekoga znači prekoravati ga.

fukati mi je isto oduran. :durica:
Znaš onu staru pjesmu Stara me majka karala...




















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Post 07 Oct 2016, 21:17

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Post 07 Oct 2016, 22:39

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Post 07 Oct 2016, 23:34

Chilimama » wrote:

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da

meni su svi izrazi tupasti za seks
ako već mora seks, nek bude jebanje
jebanje je ok. :D

iako preferiram izraz vođenje ljubavi. :durica:
ali to samo vama na internetu priznam. :durica:
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Post 07 Oct 2016, 23:35

judolino » wrote: Znaš onu staru pjesmu Stara me majka karala...




















...dildom bez vazelina...
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dabogda ih. :o
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Post 08 Oct 2016, 09:34

Viđu Nebohodača što se zdeblj'o! :rofl:

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Post 08 Oct 2016, 14:41

Potpisujem bjanko smrtne presude :mirko:
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Post 10 Oct 2016, 10:38

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Post 11 Oct 2016, 10:49

Šalterska kratica FT1P. U prijevodu: "fali ti jedan papir". :cerek:
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Post 11 Oct 2016, 12:19

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Post 13 Oct 2016, 23:28

štreberica ja ću biti, zašto to i dalje kriti
danas sam posve neočekivano dobila novu šansu i mrvicu motivacije i planiram je iskoristiti.
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Post 26 Oct 2016, 21:57

Na sieh mal einer an...von wegen im Westen nichts Neues und so. :hekla:

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Post 28 Oct 2016, 02:54

- Suljo, ba! :confused:
- Ha?! :kava:
- Jes zajebano ovo pomicanje satova...:confused:
- Što, ba? :kava:
- Jutros mi se dig'o u tramvaju umjesto u krevetu. :confused:

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Post 28 Oct 2016, 14:52

Učiteljica: Ivice, koliko je 4+4?

Ivica (računa na prste): 8, učiteljice.

Učiteljica: U redu, Ivice, a sad stavi ruke u džepove i izračunaj mi koliko je 5+5!

Ivica: 11...
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