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Post 19 Mar 2014, 19:06

Euklid » wrote:
Potrosio mi je ljubimicu ENI-cu.
Ma nije potrošio, uvjerena sam da je ostalo i za tebe , nego daj mi sličku kakvu,koja od njizi četire?


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Post 19 Mar 2014, 20:04

Fuj... da guram iza Zoke :puke:

Prije bih si kitu amputirao...
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Post 19 Mar 2014, 20:25

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Post 21 Mar 2014, 18:28

Euklid » wrote:Fuj... da guram iza Zoke :puke:

Prije bih si kitu amputirao...
I opet si dokazao koji si mater... :vidiga:

Pa nakon tog kilavca žena te može samo obožavat, blesane blesavi... :bonk:
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Post 21 Mar 2014, 19:44

A u kua...
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Post 31 Mar 2014, 22:34

Ulazi Crnogorac u sobu i vidi svoju ženu na krevetu sa ljubavnikom...

- "Nu, viđu budale, radi tuđi posao." :vidiga:
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Post 08 Apr 2014, 12:21

Muž se vraća u sitne sate...

Žena: - Pa dobro di si ti do sad?
Muž: - Kolega s posla se ženi pa smo imali momačku.
Ž: - I? Šta ste radili?
M: - A ono, pili, zajebavali se...
Ž: - A jeste doveli kurvu pa se izredali na njoj?
M: - Ma daaaj, šta ti pada na pamet?
Ž: - E, nemoj meni te priče, nisam ja jednom bila na momačkoj večeri...
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Post 09 Apr 2014, 22:30

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Post 09 Apr 2014, 22:31

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Post 09 Apr 2014, 22:36

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ja sam Grk... nije čudo da sam izabrao ovaj nik...
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Post 15 Apr 2014, 00:21

Sretne Mujo Hasu pa ga pita:
- Što radiš večeras?
- Što pitaš? - kaže Haso.
- Ma treba mi gajba za večeras, treba Fata doći na jebačinu.
- Nema problema jarane - kaže Haso i da mu ključ - samo, molim te ostavi sve kako si zatekao.

Sutradan dođe Haso kući i zatekne Muju u stanu, a u stanu sve razbacano, zavjese poderane, krš i lom!
Na to će Haso:
- Ama što to bi ovdje, pa koliko si ti to puta svršio čovječe?
- Sedam puta - odgovara Mujo.
- A Fata?
- Ma pusti Fatu u pičku materinu, opet me zajebala pa nije došla!!
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Post 15 Apr 2014, 19:14

Leži Mujo na plaži...
Prolazi pokraj njega zgodna Slovenka u tangama.

Opazi mujo da dotična na guzi ima istetovirana dva srca.
Gleda Mujo u srca pa reče:
-Eh da imaš još jedno, bila bi kao Radenska!
-Bil me onda popio - odvrati ona
-Ne, ali bih te začepio da ne ishlapiš!
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Post 17 Apr 2014, 22:33

crći ću od soli. u zadnje vrijeme mi ne paše toliko slatko koliko slano. :facepalm:

a ne debljam se zato jer krešem količinski na normalnoj hrani da bi mogla žderati nezdravu. :facepalm:

razmišljam o detoksu javorovim sirupom, medom i kajenskim paprom. :facepalm:
al ne naravno 10 dana, nego dan, dan i pol.
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Post 18 Apr 2014, 01:07

kurac nije glup :D upravlja tobom :rofl:
nemoj bacat rakiju, ti bacas rakiju, a djeca u Africi...trijezna
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Post 18 Apr 2014, 09:32

Splenda » wrote:crći ću od soli. u zadnje vrijeme mi ne paše toliko slatko koliko slano. :facepalm:

a ne debljam se zato jer krešem količinski na normalnoj hrani da bi mogla žderati nezdravu. :facepalm:

razmišljam o detoksu javorovim sirupom, medom i kajenskim paprom. :facepalm:
al ne naravno 10 dana, nego dan, dan i pol.
A jebate jake detoksikacije, u pičku materinu!
Jel ima kaka detoksikacija s baklavama i feferonima?
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Post 18 Apr 2014, 14:36

judolino » wrote: A jebate jake detoksikacije, u pičku materinu!
Jel ima kaka detoksikacija s baklavama i feferonima?
sorry, javorov ili med. :o
ide još i limun.

samo se rugaj i probaj bez javora popiti tih 6-12 čaša pa mi se onda javi. :p
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Post 18 Apr 2014, 14:55

Splenda » wrote:
sorry, javorov ili med. :o
ide još i limun.

samo se rugaj i probaj bez javora popiti tih 6-12 čaša pa mi se onda javi. :p
Ajd sad, kad si krenula. Kakav javor, med, limun, što s tim? I papričice.
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Post 18 Apr 2014, 23:59

Margarita » wrote: Ajd sad, kad si krenula. Kakav javor, med, limun, što s tim? I papričice.


to je jedino što holivuduše jedu :zubo: danima prije snimanja i važnih događaja.

nisam idiot koji bi bio na tekućini bez da išta jede danima, ali mi se čini zgodno jer papričica ubrzava metabolizam, a i za suzbijanje gladi. mogla bi to piti kao sokić između svojih 5-6 urednih dnevnih obroka. :o :rofl:

http://altmedicine.about.com/od/masterc ... eanse1.htm
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Post 20 Apr 2014, 21:21

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Post 21 Apr 2014, 23:10

stvarno bi mogla prestat žderat. :facepalm:
mučno mi je. :facepalm:
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Post 01 May 2014, 10:18

Sta je ovo :misli: :ne zna:
Obavijest o bankrotu RH
http://cromalternativemoney.org/index.p ... atske.html

http://cromalternativemoney.org/index.p ... enjem.html
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Post 01 May 2014, 12:35

A nisi to ti pisao?
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Post 01 May 2014, 12:39

Emericzy » wrote: A nisi to ti pisao?
:rofl: A nisam :durica:
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