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Post 04 Oct 2012, 20:39

liče na bljuzgu po boji, ne po teksturi :zubo:

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Post 05 Oct 2012, 21:02

Unda, brzo na treći!


edit: ništa, ništa, lažna uzbuna :o
(bio je Žižek, ali samo kratko kao uvod u temu)
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Post 05 Oct 2012, 21:39

Jesi sad bio tu :misli:

HRT3, 5.dan, bio je u uvodu pa sam mislila..... :nogica: Skužaj.
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Post 06 Oct 2012, 19:44

Ima li koji portal ili nešto slično koji objavljuje događanja po Zagrebu? Ili bi treba sve one letke kupit po gradu da doznan nešto? :zubo:
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Post 06 Oct 2012, 20:14

MightyMe » wrote:Ima li koji portal ili nešto slično koji objavljuje događanja po Zagrebu? Ili bi treba sve one letke kupit po gradu da doznan nešto? :zubo:
Ajd pitaj babu Guglu za inZG. Mislim da ce oni biti ono kaj trazis.
Ili ima onaj zg portal, zginfo i jos neki sa servisnim i ducanskim podatcima...
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Post 06 Oct 2012, 20:18

Dake schön, herr Karambol. :)
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Post 06 Oct 2012, 20:43

MightyMe » wrote:Dake schön, herr Karambol. :)
Nicht zu danken.
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Post 17 Oct 2012, 23:16

TELE2 ima novu tarifu: fra Šime - i ovce i novce
'if you fall, i'll be there' (floor)
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Post 18 Oct 2012, 09:46

Euklid » wrote:TELE2 ima novu tarifu: fra Šime - i ovce i novce
:rofl:
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Post 18 Oct 2012, 09:50

Euklid » wrote:TELE2 ima novu tarifu: fra Šime - i ovce i novce
:rofl:
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Post 18 Oct 2012, 09:51

Euklid » wrote:TELE2 ima novu tarifu: fra Šime - i ovce i novce
Care!!! :S

Inače, heljdu sam jeo jednom i bila mi je ful bezveze.
Žgance bih probao, ali ne ide mi se u Sloveniju ni po zimske gume, a kamoli nekakvo brašno.

Koje ste vi šufnudle...
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Post 18 Oct 2012, 09:59

Euklid » wrote:TELE2 ima novu tarifu: fra Šime - i ovce i novce

Dobaaar! :cool2:
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Post 18 Oct 2012, 10:00

judolino » wrote: Koje ste vi šufnudle...
...šnenokle... :zubo:
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Post 18 Oct 2012, 10:22

Ko o čemu, šufter o šufnudlama :zzz:
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Post 18 Oct 2012, 10:59

Kad joj se rodilo unuče svekrva priđe snahi Fati i kaže:
- "Ne želim bit nepristojna, ali on uopšte ne liči na mog sina Hasu..."
Fata na to podigne suknju i kaže:
- "Ja isto ne želim bit nepristojna, ali ovo je pička, a ne kopirka"
"Ili seri ili marš sa školjke!" - judolino.
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Post 18 Oct 2012, 14:19

A kak je onda iskopirala da je mali isti komšija Suljo?
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Post 18 Oct 2012, 14:30

Telefaksom.
"Ili seri ili marš sa školjke!" - judolino.
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Post 18 Oct 2012, 14:38

cool
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Post 18 Oct 2012, 23:13

Negdje u Bosni...


Mama, mama, kako kompjuter zna moje ime?

Majke mi, Admine, nemam blagog pojma.
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Post 19 Oct 2012, 09:21

Euklid » wrote:Negdje u Bosni...


Mama, mama, kako kompjuter zna moje ime?

Majke mi, Admine, nemam blagog pojma.
:rofl:

jutro! :)
divan krasan sunčan dan. s obzirom da nisam mogla zaspat do pol 2, probudila sma se sama od sebe prije zvona, vani je virio komad lavog neba u spavaću sobu, skuvala sam kavu i usput oprala dio suđa.

i sad nakon doručka idem na bicikl! :mirko:
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Post 19 Oct 2012, 09:38

Zašto zašto ti ti pišeš pišeš dva dva puta puta isto isto?? Voliš voliš slušati slušati Duran Duran? :zubo:
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Post 19 Oct 2012, 09:42

Margarita » wrote:Kad joj se rodilo unuče svekrva priđe snahi Fati i kaže:
- "Ne želim bit nepristojna, ali on uopšte ne liči na mog sina Hasu..."
Fata na to podigne suknju i kaže:
- "Ja isto ne želim bit nepristojna, ali ovo je pička, a ne kopirka"
Aj fala kurcu, stoljećima nisam čuo pošten vic! :top:

I još jedan :top: za admina... :rofl:
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Post 19 Oct 2012, 09:43

karambol » wrote:Zašto zašto ti ti pišeš pišeš dva dva puta puta isto isto?? Voliš voliš slušati slušati Duran Duran? :zubo:
Ma ma sereš sereš... :giggle:
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Post 19 Oct 2012, 10:16

U avionu koji pada ostali odvjetnik, pop i dvoje djece...i dva padobrana. Gledaju se i razmišljaju tko će ih uzeti...U jednom trenutku kaže odvjetnik grabeći jedan padobran -"Ma, jebeš djecu!"
Pop ga pogleda i tiho upita - "A hoćemo li imati vremena?"

:duh: :samar:
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Post 19 Oct 2012, 11:55

:rofl:

:no: :o

edit - odnosi se na vicove, poglavito zadnji :D
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