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Post 13 Sep 2013, 22:37

pjesma ken lee

vrh!

https://youtu.be/FQt-h753jHI


danas trkeljam! poklon uz jutarnji naklon
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Post 13 Sep 2013, 22:39

ova doris s bundeka zvuči slično :zubo:
danas trkeljam! poklon uz jutarnji naklon
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Post 13 Sep 2013, 22:43

Evo malo za Karla, na:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6ibJm_H7VQ

Evo i ova stalkerska:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L4bPnqAJhg

:zubo:

Icuce, Ken Lee. :love:
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Post 13 Sep 2013, 22:44

:love:
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Post 13 Sep 2013, 22:45

Inače, baš sam danas ovo gledao... ima i smješnih trenutaka. :o
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Post 13 Sep 2013, 23:37

stiglo mi danas na mail...

UMRI MUŠKI:


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Post 13 Sep 2013, 23:56

Nije danas nego prije par dana, a nisam sigurna ni je li za smijanje. :zubo:

Zajebem se pa idem koristiti usluge bivših šahista, danas poznati kao Radio Taxi Zagreb ili tako nekako.
Tek minuti ili dvije nakon kretanja kaže taksist: "Ma jeste li vidjeli ovog idiota šta radi!"
Nisam gledala cestu, kopala sam po torbi, ali sam vidjela negdje krajičkom oka da je neki auto prošao brzo oko i ispred nas, vozeći slalom, ali ništa drastično. Da, da, kažem taksistu poluzainteresirano, vidjela sam da je provezao slalom, i ja to radim ponekad. E, al' neš majci! Na sljedećem semaforu moj taksijaner se na silu ugura da stane uz bok slalomašu, otvori prozor i počne urlat: "GOVNO JEDNO! IDIOTE, ŠTA RADIŠ?!?!!!! KAKO SE TO VOZIŠ?!??"
Prva mi je misao bila da će taj netko kome su upućene te riječi ljubavi i topline pomisliti da sam u nekom prijateljskom ili rodbinskom odnosu s taksistom, jer tko bi uopće pomislio da bi se netko tako ponašao dok ima stranku u autu. Dok radi, jel. Pa sam se okrenula na drugu stranu da me taj netko ne vidi. Ni ja njega. Taj netko je pitao taksistu treba li mu zalijepiti par odgojnih da dođe k sebi.
Na zeleno na semaforu lik je otišao na jednu stranu, taksist i ja na drugu. I nastavlja on s komentarima o tom nečuvenom kretenu, idiotu i ostalom. Onda sam ga pitala jel njemu dobro, pada li mu na pamet da je na poslu, unatoč tome što sam sebe zapošljava i da sam ja stranka, koja je u autu. Na što baja kaže da se ispričava, ali jesam li ja vidjela da nas je skoro udario. Skoro, eeej, skoro nas je udario! Samo što nije.
I šuti daljnjih 5 minuta.
Pred samim odredištem dolazimo u malu jednosmjernu ulicu, s dvije trake. Po jednosmjernoj ide neki auto, valjda 20 km/h u suprotnom, zabranjenom smjeru. Taksist se prebacuje baš u tu traku i stane drito pred lika. Lik je neki opušteni šaljivdžija, srećom, gleda taksijanera i smije se. :D Taksijaner, već vidno iziritiran, obilazi lika, ali sa zaustavlja njemu uz bok (opet), otvara prozor i kaže: " Halo, u suprotnom si smjeru? Šta radiš? Šta?!?"
Ja sam sad već u nevjerici. Radi se o nekakvih 5-6 km vožnje i lik uspije napraviti 2 konfliktne situacije. Bila sam dojma da bi bio sretan da se mogao potući, ali eto, valjda sam mu i ja smetala u tom naumu. Lik ima oko 60 godina. :S
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Post 16 Sep 2013, 09:23

Karl Jozef » wrote:Inače, baš sam danas ovo gledao... ima i smješnih trenutaka. :o
baš su guba dečkići :cerek:
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Post 17 Sep 2013, 23:04

evo, pa ak je ko zainteresiran neka svrati... :ndens:

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Post 17 Sep 2013, 23:07

pročitala sam "razmjena studenata". :rofl:
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Post 17 Sep 2013, 23:09

što da ne...
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Post 18 Sep 2013, 11:47

uvijek sam se pitao šta znači izreka nemoj se s rogatima bosti

sad znam

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Post 18 Sep 2013, 11:57

Euklid » wrote:uvijek sam se pitao šta znači izreka nemoj se s rogatima bosti

sad znam

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Gle, to ste ti i Kar :vidiga:

Bravo, Karl :cerek:
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Post 18 Sep 2013, 12:02

:durica:
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Post 18 Sep 2013, 12:03

:rofl: :rofl:

baš je super filmić
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Post 18 Sep 2013, 14:44

Jel si to ovan sam priveže kameru na leđa ili mu to žena napravi? :cerek:
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Post 18 Sep 2013, 15:09

Ne znam. Pitaj Karla.
Ili zeku...
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Post 18 Sep 2013, 19:45

MmeTipfeler wrote:Jel si to ovan sam priveže kameru na leđa ili mu to žena napravi? :cerek:
Žena, da može provjerit jel' ovca bila u kvaru. :o
Beau wrote: Gle, to ste ti i Kar :vidiga:

Bravo, Karl :cerek:
Baš, tip na motoru i ovca. :rofl:
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Post 23 Sep 2013, 16:18

Ova zadnja slika me nasmijala :S :rofl:
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Post 26 Sep 2013, 15:54

Euklide, prema slikama, mislim da lajkamo stranicu istog kluba :D



Evo odakle ideja za svjetleću Gospu :S Ne prestajem se cerekati :rofl: :rofl:
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Post 26 Sep 2013, 16:33

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Post 27 Sep 2013, 09:52

The effect of those FOUR little words!!

The effect of those FOUR little words ... "I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART"
A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.
The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"
All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"
Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.
The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."
The women were then told to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received, in response.

Here are some of the replies:

1. Who the hell is this?
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
3. Yeh, and I love you too. What's up with you??
4. What now? Did you crash the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean?
6. What the f*ck did you do now?
7. ?!?
8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
9. Am I dreaming?
10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she??

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I da nosim jednu davnu nikad prežaljenu ljubav tanku, dugačku cigaru i par mamuza od zlata...
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