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Post by Stitch » 05 Nov 2019, 21:35

Kaže tata Perici:
- Ako danas iz matematike dobiješ jedinicu, ti i ja više se ne poznajemo!
Kada se Perica vratio iz škole, tata ga upita:
- Što si dobio iz matematike?
A Perica na to:
- Tko si ti?

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Post by Šabović Adis » 05 Nov 2019, 22:50

Dobar!! :rofl: :top:


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Post by Šabović Adis » 12 Nov 2019, 22:39



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Post by Šabović Adis » 15 Nov 2019, 17:21

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Post by Šabović Adis » 17 Nov 2019, 21:24

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Post by MmeTipfeler » 20 Nov 2019, 08:09

Ovoga sam se danas sjetila. Besmrtno. :D



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Post by Šabović Adis » 20 Nov 2019, 20:10

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Post by MmeTipfeler » 20 Nov 2019, 20:41

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Post by Stitch » 21 Nov 2019, 00:21

Tko će platiti staklo? :raspa:


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Post by Šabović Adis » 17 Dec 2019, 18:50



Matis Vanasse 2 days ago
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Africans: Write that down, write that down!

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Post by Šabović Adis » 09 Jan 2020, 11:26

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Post by Šabović Adis » 21 Jan 2020, 01:06

Dotrčala jednog dana susjeda Habiba sva zadihana do Fate, pa će odmah s vrata:
- Fato, brzo dođi, tvoj Mujo guzi dole Hasu nasred mosta, ovoliko se raje skupilo.
Potrčala Fata do mosta, kad stvarno, skupilo se brdo ljudi, probije se ona kroz njih kad tamo Mujo guzi Hasu.
Fata se prodere:
- Mujo, bolan, jes' ti normalan? Pa šta to radiš? Svi te gledaju!
Mujo se okrene i reče ozbiljno:
- Ma, pusti me Fato, pao Haso u rijeku i počeo se utapati, ja ga izvukao, a sad mu spašavam život!
Fata zavrti glavom i reče:
- Mujo, budalo jedna, ne spašava se tako život, nego se daje umjetno disanje usta na usta.
Mujo slegne ramenima i reče:
- Znam ja to, tako je i počelo...
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Post by Stitch » 21 Jan 2020, 03:34

Mogao si malo urediti taj post, dobro da nisi svaku riječ u novi redak stavio. ;)


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Post by Šabović Adis » 21 Jan 2020, 04:43

Ma to je copy/paste...a na mobu i ne vidim baš kako je tekst formatiran, kako će izgledati na kompu. :o


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Post by Stitch » 21 Jan 2020, 12:08

Riješio sam to, ne brini se. Prigovaram reda radi. :D


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Post by Šabović Adis » 21 Jan 2020, 14:57

Stitch wrote:
21 Jan 2020, 12:08
Riješio sam to, ne brini se. Prigovaram reda radi. :D
Ih, lako je tebi, ja ovamo predinfarktne faze a ti da se ne brinem... :rofl:
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Post by Stitch » 21 Jan 2020, 17:04

Što ću kad me to nasmijava. ;)


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