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Stitch wrote:
09 Jul 2021, 05:24
Spuštanje na Mjesec. :D
This is bullshit, all of it!
I was there when we landed on the moon, and guess what - there was no moon. There only was a space station. Too big to be a space station but still.

Odo trolat NASA malo... :rofl:


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Šabović Adis wrote:
09 Jul 2021, 06:25
Odo trolat NASA malo... :rofl:
Mislim da je to sin jednog astronauta, ima isto prezime. Zato se dobro zabavlja na NASA-in račun. :s
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Litl gaj strajks bek:


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Terry Pratchett, pokoj mu duši, bio je beskrajno duhovit i zabavan pisac. :)

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S drugog foruma, tema o dječjim provalama. Kći i majka razgovaraju. :D
Guzletovi dojmovi sa cjelodnevnog boravka u ljetnoj radionici:
- Bili smo vani dva sata. DVA SATA PO OVOJ ŽEGI. Kako si mi to mogla napravit???
- Šta ti se najviše svidilo?
- kad smo jeli u restoranu.
- Jel bilo ukusno?
- Ne, bilo je žilavo i bezveze, ali mama, sve su nam donosile sluge. SLUGE! Ni po vodu nisam morala ić sama! I rezali su nam meso!
- jadna ne bila, to su konobari, jebo ga patak, nisu sluge. Nisi ih valjda tako zvala? Molim te reci da nisi
-...
-....
-........
- ..........
- nisam.
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Informatičari. :E

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Apsurdno, ali dobro. :D
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S Facebooka. :cerek:
Kako se zovu kćerke vozača Hitne?
Tina i Nina.
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Pozdravljam politiku. :top:

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Sjede Buda i Mujo na obali rijeke.
Šute.
Nakon nekih pola sata, sat reče Buda:
- Život je rijeka.
I zašuti.
Šute oni tako opet pola sata, sat pa se Mujo odjednom okrene prema Budi i reče:
- Ma kurac je život rijeka! Život su ćevapi, piva, kurve, muzika, ba, lova, nema veze to s rijekom.
I zašuti.
Sjede Buda i Mujo i dalje nekih sat vremena na obali rijeke, i najednom će Buda:
- A kvragu, a ja sam mislio da je život rijeka!
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Nije PhotoShop, ovo je tzv. "404 stranica" (koja prikazuje greške) s adrese https://www.predsjednik.hr - kliknite npr. https://www.predsjednik.hr/uredprh ili unesite neku nepostojeću stranicu na sajtu da vam se prikaže.

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Ne znam tko je tu luđi, Milanović ili web-dizajneri. :rofl:
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