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Marsovac7 wrote:
26 May 2020, 22:12
Ne farbaj vraga na zid! Balkan je još uvijek "bure baruta", a ne mislim doživljavati još jedan rat. :gaah:
Šta ima veze, bona, ako počnu pucat na tebe kolutaj se. Manji je presjek. I ja sam tako preživio... :rofl:


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Misliš da radim ono kolut naprijed ili kolut natrag? To sam zadnji put radila na tjelesnom, a od tad je prošlo više od 40 godina, a sad sam puno manje fleksibilna. :(
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E to!
A ako hoćeš, možeš se i valjat po zemlji, to još više smanjuje ciljnu površinu. A i zbunjuje neprijatelja. :rofl:
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A dobro, to je ipak lakše. To još uvijek mogu. :D
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Ontopik:
Ako ima burek od sira, jel to znači da baklava je burek od oraha?
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zamisli križat krijesnicu i picajzlu, brte broadway....
lolololololololololo :S :S lololololololo
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Grdi otac svog već odraslog i oženjenog sina:
Kako te nije sram, svakodnevno jurcaš za ženama,
a imaš djecu koja idu u školu.
Sin se malo zamisli pa kaže:
A što da radim, da ih ispišem iz škole.
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Pita sudac Muju: Mujo, zašto ste pucali na svoga druga Hasu?
Mujo: Zato, poštovani sude, jer sam mislio da je jelen.
Sudac: A kada ste shvatili da to nije jelen?
Mujo: E pa kada je jelen zapucao na mene natrag.
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:cerek:
- Reci zmiju na A!
- Anakonda.
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:S :rofl:
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Mene nasmijala ona vol4 tema o Adisu na f.hr.
Samo, ovaj tu 'naš' Šaban djeluje kudikamo khh plemenitije od onijeh repertoarnih uloga svoijeh.
Radi li se o istom konju, il takvu err....stoku samo f.hr ima?


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Naš je to konj. A tamo i štošta drugo postaje. :D
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Znači, konj je - kako vidimo- pripitomljen.
Ne BiH nikada spojila ovoga ovdje s tamošnjim dekadentnim haos-mejkerom.
Mada, onakav, mučo zabavniji mi je :cerek:

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Jest, samo ga ti ohrabruj. Nije ovo Forum.hr, završit će ko Sava na Sutjesci. :o
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Lažu sve. Opet mi neko hakovo klona. Isto ko na Krstarici. I na Klixu. I...
Jebote, cio svijet se urotio protiv mene al Šabo je kriv. Eto, sad kiša kad udari padat onda evo je, opet pada, mamu joj šabansku. :o
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Tiosam reć profil, ne klona...:rofl:
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