što vas je danas nasmijalo
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Kornjače imaju slab stomak, ni pojes' ni popit'...nikak'i ljudi.
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Ovo je novo...
A ovo je staro pet godina. Meni još uvijek bolje.
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Ovi Rusi uopće nisu ozbiljni: kad kod nas u novinama napišu "pas ubio čovjeka", redovito stave fotku pitbula i objasne kako je pas, koji do tada ni mrava ne bi zgazio, najednom zaklao... recimo... poštara.
A pazi ovo!
Un chasseur abattu par son chien (Pas ustrijelio lovca).
U ponedjeljak je u Rusiji, u Saratovskoj regiji (jugoistočno od Moskve), 64-godišnjeg lovca hicem iz puške ubio vlastiti pas, javlja švicarski list Le Matin.
Prema prvim elementima istrage, čovjek je bio krenuo u lov sa psom. Izašavši iz vozila, sagnuo se da otvori prtljažnik, a pušku je pridržavao koljenima, okrenutu prema sebi. Pas je, čini se, u igri skočio na njega, zbog čega je puška opalila.
Iskusni lovac u bolnici je umro od zadobivene rane.
Jebote! Ni Gogolj ne bi bolje!
A pazi ovo!
Un chasseur abattu par son chien (Pas ustrijelio lovca).
U ponedjeljak je u Rusiji, u Saratovskoj regiji (jugoistočno od Moskve), 64-godišnjeg lovca hicem iz puške ubio vlastiti pas, javlja švicarski list Le Matin.
Prema prvim elementima istrage, čovjek je bio krenuo u lov sa psom. Izašavši iz vozila, sagnuo se da otvori prtljažnik, a pušku je pridržavao koljenima, okrenutu prema sebi. Pas je, čini se, u igri skočio na njega, zbog čega je puška opalila.
Iskusni lovac u bolnici je umro od zadobivene rane.
Jebote! Ni Gogolj ne bi bolje!
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A bio je toliko iskusan da je pušku na gotovs vucarao sobom...i striktno se pridržavao puškarskog pravila #1: cijev nikad ne okretati prema sebi. I svojima.
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Cjepidlako! Rusi k'o Rusi, puška k'o puška. Ako u prvom činu visi na zidu...
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A pazi ovo, iz lične kolekcije:MmeTipfeler wrote: ↑26 Jan 2018, 20:51Cjepidlako! Rusi k'o Rusi, puška k'o puška. Ako u prvom činu visi na zidu...
...ili ovo:
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Ameri nemaju smisla za humor: sve sami obave, a psa drže u stražnjem dvorištu.
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Bambusanje
Po nekim seljačkim spisima jebanje, ali ono iskreno bez ikakve glume pa se izraz uglavnom koristi od strane manje sofisticiranjih ljudi.
- Đe si Milojka 100 godina, aj se bambusamo!
ŠLJAS
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Chewbacca in court over lack of ID while driving Darth Vader to Ukraine election
A statement posted on the official Instagram account of the Ukrainian police read: “Nothing unusual here, just Chewbacca detained for being without documents while driving Darth Vader to the elections in Odessa. The Sith Lord has already claimed this was illegal as Chewbacca is his pet and general servant and thus does not require documents.”
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/o ... l-election
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/o ... ed-ukraine
stvarno su im dobri kandidati
A statement posted on the official Instagram account of the Ukrainian police read: “Nothing unusual here, just Chewbacca detained for being without documents while driving Darth Vader to the elections in Odessa. The Sith Lord has already claimed this was illegal as Chewbacca is his pet and general servant and thus does not require documents.”
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/o ... l-election
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/o ... ed-ukraine
stvarno su im dobri kandidati
what we've got here is failure to communicate
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