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Re: Pitalice

Post by samotnjaknamoru » 18 Jan 2017, 20:05

Quark wrote:
18 Jan 2017, 19:47
hm... :)
Evo tebi jedna duža.
Ideš kupit auto.Posudimo ti ja i Skrkan svaki po 25000 €.
Al akcija i auto košta 47000
Vratiš meni i Skrkanu po 1000 a 1000 potrošiš na kurve.
Dužan si nam 48000 sve skupa plus ona 1000 za kurve.Di je nestala 1000?



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Post by Quark » 18 Jan 2017, 20:16

ajde jebate ta je stara ki prorok izaija sa tri kave i 30 kuna :)


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Post by samotnjaknamoru » 18 Jan 2017, 20:17

Quark wrote:
18 Jan 2017, 20:16
ajde jebate ta je stara ki prorok izaija sa tri kave i 30 kuna :)
Ni su svi stari ka ti i Izaija :rofl:



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Post by superkrkan » 18 Jan 2017, 23:21

samotnjaknamoru wrote:
18 Jan 2017, 19:07

Vlaj inače.
rodijak :five:



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Post by Šabović Adis » 18 Jan 2017, 23:34

Quark wrote:
18 Jan 2017, 18:56
majkem ti kidas čouk ižbenka sve naše baze znaš :zubo:
Zna moj kurac, dok ne proba čimprte u sosu ništa. :zubo:


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Post by Šabović Adis » 18 Jan 2017, 23:38

samotnjaknamoru wrote:
18 Jan 2017, 19:40
Pa mislin da bi s Ekvatora mora krenit drugim kursem da bi stiga na Sjeverni pol :misli:
E što bi ga s ekvatora pod 45° stig'o na s. pol... :rofl:


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Post by Quark » 19 Jan 2017, 13:52

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18 Jan 2017, 23:38
E što bi ga s ekvatora pod 45° stig'o na s. pol... :rofl:
:S

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Post by MmeTipfeler » 19 Jan 2017, 17:19

samotnjaknamoru wrote:
18 Jan 2017, 20:05
Evo tebi jedna duža.
Ideš kupit auto.Posudimo ti ja i Skrkan svaki po 25000 €.
Al akcija i auto košta 47000
Vratiš meni i Skrkanu po 1000 a 1000 potrošiš na kurve.
Dužan si nam 48000 sve skupa plus ona 1000 za kurve.Di je nestala 1000?
Meni bi se jako sviđala ovakva posudba. Posudiš 50k ojra, a vratiš dvije. Oduvijek govorim da su jedini povoljni krediti oni koje ne treba otplaćivati. :kava:


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Post by samotnjaknamoru » 19 Jan 2017, 17:43

Koliko si puta ti dala na lipe oči ? :D



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Post by Euklid » 19 Jan 2017, 19:33

teška ti je ova pitalica... puno teža nego ove matematičko-logičke... :misli:


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Post by Šabović Adis » 19 Jan 2017, 22:43

Quark wrote:
19 Jan 2017, 13:52
:S

đubre
Pod tim uglom se mere samo na južni... :rofl:

:top:

Nego, jestel' znali da se kroz tačku može povući bezbroj pravih...a kroz dvije duplo više!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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Post by judolino » 20 Jan 2017, 00:13

A kaj je to "dudaljina"? :misli:



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Post by Šabović Adis » 20 Jan 2017, 05:45

judolino wrote:
20 Jan 2017, 00:13
A kaj je to "dudaljina"? :misli:
Aljina o' duda. :ne zna:


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Post by judolino » 20 Jan 2017, 13:34

Ma nije to.



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Post by MmeTipfeler » 20 Jan 2017, 17:08

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Ma nije to.
Naravno da nije. Adise, pokušaj umjesto duda staviti dudu (odnosno dvije dude), a umjesto 'aljine daljinu. Jasnije?


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Post by Quark » 20 Jan 2017, 19:32

ako mona liza vridi 100 miljuna dolara kolko vridu dvi mona lize?


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Post by samotnjaknamoru » 20 Jan 2017, 19:57

Quark wrote:
20 Jan 2017, 19:32
ako mona liza vridi 100 miljuna dolara kolko vridu dvi mona lize?
Ovisi o kvaliteti plagijata :misli:



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Post by Quark » 20 Jan 2017, 19:58

ne, ne, dva orginala


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Post by samotnjaknamoru » 20 Jan 2017, 20:26

Quark wrote:
20 Jan 2017, 19:58
ne, ne, dva orginala
Sigurno kineski :zubo:



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Post by Šabović Adis » 20 Jan 2017, 22:09

MmeTipfeler wrote:
20 Jan 2017, 17:08
Naravno da nije. Adise, pokušaj umjesto duda staviti dudu (odnosno dvije dude), a umjesto 'aljine daljinu. Jasnije?
Nešto kao zazor, samo veliko?! :rofl:


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Post by Šabović Adis » 20 Jan 2017, 22:09

Quark wrote:
20 Jan 2017, 19:32
ako mona liza vridi 100 miljuna dolara kolko vridu dvi mona lize?
Dogovorićemo se. :kava:


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Post by samotnjaknamoru » 20 Jan 2017, 22:14

5 minuta straja :o



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Post by judolino » 21 Jan 2017, 01:48

Quark wrote:
20 Jan 2017, 19:32
ako mona liza vridi 100 miljuna dolara kolko vridu dvi mona lize?
Mene si naša - moga liza...



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Post by Quark » 06 Mar 2017, 15:34

Mater imala 3 ćere: Injekcija, Bijekcija i kako se zvala treća?


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Post by MightyMe » 06 Mar 2017, 15:43

Kakve su to ćere ako je bijekcija uvik injekcija? :kokice:



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