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Re: što vas je danas nasmijalo

Post by haram » 20 Sep 2018, 20:37


:lol:


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Post by Stitch » 20 Sep 2018, 20:40

Quark wrote:
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500 iljada kuna, ne mislim vratiti, nudim ti udio u dobiti
Malo je to. Mojim su dečkima trebala ravno četiri dana da spičkaju 350.000 kuna, a ni pola dugova nisu uspjeli vratiti. :zubo:


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Post by Quark » 20 Sep 2018, 20:44

a u šta su spičkali jadna im školska tašna?



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Post by Stitch » 20 Sep 2018, 20:51

Nemam pojma. Pretpostavljam, na kurve i dop. Na što drugo treba trošiti novac? :D


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Post by Quark » 20 Sep 2018, 20:53

na alat, hifi tehniku i stručne knjige



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Post by haram » 20 Sep 2018, 20:53

Pa kakav je to biznis, čudni kvarče? :D


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Post by Stitch » 20 Sep 2018, 20:57

Quark wrote:
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na alat, hifi tehniku i stručne knjige
To ćemo riješiti idućim kreditom. Prije toga trebalo je pokriti važnije stvari. :kava:


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Post by Riona » 29 Sep 2018, 19:56

Samo je jedna (,) mama :D



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Post by Šabović Adis » 29 Sep 2018, 23:56

Prokužio ga mali, žiku pogleda! Saćega štocom opalit...:rofl:


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Jebote, koji Beni Hil... :rofl:


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Umjesto dase sasere ugaće, k'o sav normalan svijet, ono se našlo prepirati svukom...jošmui ovcu otelo... :facepalm: ...etoti hajlendera, nikad snjima ue Vropu. :rofl:


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Post by Šabović Adis » 03 Oct 2018, 13:43

Policajac zaustavio auto u sumanutoj vožnji, unutra mortus pijan vozač.
Pita ga policajac:
- Života ti, kakve su ti to oči?
a ovaj će:
-Na maaaajku..
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Post by Donna Sole » 03 Oct 2018, 13:58

Jabuke su zdrave jer su pune vitamina.
Vitamini su potrebni za zdravlje i energiju. Energija je potrebna za seks. Seks je opasan jer se mogu dobiti spolne bolesti. Od bolesti se umire.

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Post by Riona » 03 Oct 2018, 21:30

Donna Sole wrote:Jabuke su zdrave jer su pune vitamina.
Vitamini su potrebni za zdravlje i energiju. Energija je potrebna za seks. Seks je opasan jer se mogu dobiti spolne bolesti. Od bolesti se umire.

Pa ti sad jedi jabuke.
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Post by haram » 08 Oct 2018, 08:58

Ajme, nije bila ni vezana^... mora da je dobro bubnula glavom u šajbu. Sretna je ako je prošla samo s potresom mozga. Gdje su joj oči bile?


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Post by Šabović Adis » 08 Oct 2018, 11:27

haram wrote:
08 Oct 2018, 08:58
Ajme, nije bila ni vezana^... mora da je dobro bubnula glavom u šajbu. Sretna je ako je prošla samo s potresom mozga. Gdje su joj oči bile?
A na šajbi joj ostale, garant... :rofl:

Sekjuzmi, morao sam. :zubo:

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Maji Ajnojd. Kad pojaste biće Tejminatoj. :rofl:


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Post by haram » 08 Oct 2018, 17:09

Šabović Adis wrote:
08 Oct 2018, 11:27
A na šajbi joj ostale, garant... :rofl:

Sekjuzmi, morao sam. :zubo:
No problemo... to joj je valjda ućeralo pamet u glavu :cerek:
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Maji Ajnojd. Kad pojaste biće Tejminatoj. :rofl:
E, taj Andre the Giant, bio je baš fora lik.

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Post by Šabović Adis » 09 Oct 2018, 12:05

haram wrote:
08 Oct 2018, 17:09
No problemo... to joj je valjda ućeralo pamet u glavu :cerek:
Jesjesjes, dajoj višnikad nenaumpadne. :rofl:

A koji je ovo vatafak: :o

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Post by Šabović Adis » 09 Oct 2018, 14:06


An unbiased, historically accurate video, looking into the vast subject of rubbish German tanks. This is basically a documentary.


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Post by Šabović Adis » 09 Oct 2018, 21:10

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Ovo će automacki i na fajs, oće časti mi! :rofl:


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Post by haram » 11 Oct 2018, 10:09

Šabović Adis wrote:
09 Oct 2018, 14:06
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:rofl:
LoL!! Malo se parodira Lindybeige, čini mi se :lol:
Tenkovi 2.svj.rata su prilično internetski popularni ovih dana, moram priznati da sam se i ja dosta navukao na te šeme :brukica:


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Post by Šabović Adis » 11 Oct 2018, 13:52

haram wrote:
11 Oct 2018, 10:09
LoL!! Malo se parodira Lindybeige, čini mi se :lol:
Tenkovi 2.svj.rata su prilično internetski popularni ovih dana, moram priznati da sam se i ja dosta navukao na te šeme :brukica:
Uh, i na podmornice, krstarice, okopnjače, topovnjače, razarače, nosače, ziroe, mesere, štuke...šta, i na migovljeve, suhovljeve, tupoljeve, antonovljeve, fantome, krusedere, tomkete, iglove, falkone, hornete, bepedezdvice i esersedamdeskečeveblekbirdove...na sve sam se navuko, :zubo: oway, nikad se ni skinuo bio nisam. Jebali ih raptori i lajtninzi daih jabali! :rofl:

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