što vas je danas nasmijalo

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Re: što vas je danas nasmijalo

Post by Šabović Adis » 08 Dec 2017, 09:38

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Šta je? Gladne oči, a? :rofl:


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Post by Riona » 08 Dec 2017, 18:24

A jadan stvor!
Zamisli kad kornjačica tako bježi!



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Post by Šabović Adis » 08 Dec 2017, 18:37

Kornjače imaju slab stomak, ni pojes' ni popit'...nikak'i ljudi. :rofl:


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Post by MmeTipfeler » 10 Dec 2017, 17:53

Umireeeem! Plačeeeem!

Smešne erotske pesme.

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Post by Šabović Adis » 17 Dec 2017, 16:46

"Moj na Kosovu"...:D

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Miči, nemo'ti izedem to! :rofl:


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Post by MmeTipfeler » 22 Dec 2017, 19:53

Ovo je novo...
A ovo je staro pet godina. Meni još uvijek bolje.


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Post by Šabović Adis » 04 Jan 2018, 18:28

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:S

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Post by MmeTipfeler » 04 Jan 2018, 20:45

Dobar! :D


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Post by Šabović Adis » 06 Jan 2018, 05:56

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Post by Šabović Adis » 22 Jan 2018, 20:27



Ovo ženit', pod Hitno! :o

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Post by Šabović Adis » 25 Jan 2018, 03:04

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Ijaooooo... :Slin:


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Post by MmeTipfeler » 26 Jan 2018, 17:01

Ovi Rusi uopće nisu ozbiljni: kad kod nas u novinama napišu "pas ubio čovjeka", redovito stave fotku pitbula i objasne kako je pas, koji do tada ni mrava ne bi zgazio, najednom zaklao... recimo... poštara.

A pazi ovo! :D

Un chasseur abattu par son chien (Pas ustrijelio lovca).

U ponedjeljak je u Rusiji, u Saratovskoj regiji (jugoistočno od Moskve), 64-godišnjeg lovca hicem iz puške ubio vlastiti pas, javlja švicarski list Le Matin.

Prema prvim elementima istrage, čovjek je bio krenuo u lov sa psom. Izašavši iz vozila, sagnuo se da otvori prtljažnik, a pušku je pridržavao koljenima, okrenutu prema sebi. Pas je, čini se, u igri skočio na njega, zbog čega je puška opalila.

Iskusni lovac u bolnici je umro od zadobivene rane.

Jebote! Ni Gogolj ne bi bolje! :facepalm:


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Post by Šabović Adis » 26 Jan 2018, 17:14

A bio je toliko iskusan da je pušku na gotovs vucarao sobom...i striktno se pridržavao puškarskog pravila #1: cijev nikad ne okretati prema sebi. I svojima. :brukica:


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Post by MmeTipfeler » 26 Jan 2018, 20:51

Cjepidlako! Rusi k'o Rusi, puška k'o puška. Ako u prvom činu visi na zidu... :D


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Post by Šabović Adis » 26 Jan 2018, 23:45

MmeTipfeler wrote:
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Cjepidlako! Rusi k'o Rusi, puška k'o puška. Ako u prvom činu visi na zidu... :D
A pazi ovo, iz lične kolekcije: :o

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...ili ovo:

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Post by MmeTipfeler » 27 Jan 2018, 06:27

Ameri nemaju smisla za humor: sve sami obave, a psa drže u stražnjem dvorištu. :D


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Post by Šabović Adis » 04 Feb 2018, 03:41

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Ovo...kako/zašto je Michael Myers postao The Shape. :rofl:


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Post by Šabović Adis » 14 Feb 2018, 19:38

Bambusanje

Po nekim seljačkim spisima jebanje, ali ono iskreno bez ikakve glume pa se izraz uglavnom koristi od strane manje sofisticiranjih ljudi.

- Đe si Milojka 100 godina, aj se bambusamo!
ŠLJAS

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Post by haram » 14 Feb 2018, 20:33

Chewbacca in court over lack of ID while driving Darth Vader to Ukraine election
A statement posted on the official Instagram account of the Ukrainian police read: “Nothing unusual here, just Chewbacca detained for being without documents while driving Darth Vader to the elections in Odessa. The Sith Lord has already claimed this was illegal as Chewbacca is his pet and general servant and thus does not require documents.”



https://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/o ... l-election
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/o ... ed-ukraine


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Post by haram » 15 Feb 2018, 22:58

To kako sam na fejspuku upravo ubio u pojam američke neonaciste koji su napravili tu grešku da se pozovu na znanstvene genetičke radove o razlici među rasama :rofl:


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Post by Šabović Adis » 16 Feb 2018, 10:09

Lako ti je njih, haj' mene... :rofl:

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Post by Šabović Adis » 18 Feb 2018, 12:24

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Post by Šabović Adis » 19 Feb 2018, 16:16

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Šabo... :giggle:...varijacije na temu. :rofl:


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Post by Šabović Adis » 19 Feb 2018, 18:56



8/8 < 12/12?! :misli:
Pa ja... :rofl:


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Post by Riona » 20 Feb 2018, 08:53

Šabović Adis wrote:

8/8 < 12/12?! :misli:
Pa ja... :rofl:
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Ima zenska praf! :rofl:

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