što vas je danas nasmijalo

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Re: što vas je danas nasmijalo

Post by Šabović Adis » 11 Jan 2019, 20:41

A ne znam više ni sam, mora da je neka jezička barijera u pitanju. Akademski zavarivački kadar, primarijus dr. Varuga...pa imal' te, Tito, šta je ovo?! :rofl:


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Post by haram » 12 Jan 2019, 17:35

Kad se jedno aksiološko biće posklizne u kadi...
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/cathol ... mw1dka8PDE


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Post by Stitch » 12 Jan 2019, 17:47

Kažu da te jače pukne kad alkohol u tijelo unosiš na anus, zaobilaziš tako želudac i izravno ga ubacuješ u krvni sustav. Možda je čuo za to. ;)


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Post by haram » 12 Jan 2019, 17:59

Stitch wrote:
12 Jan 2019, 17:47
Kažu da te jače pukne kad alkohol u tijelo unosiš na anus, zaobilaziš tako želudac i izravno ga ubacuješ u krvni sustav. Možda je čuo za to. ;)
Pa je tako pokušao i pojačat svoju ljubav prema Bogu? Zvuči logično -rekao bi mr.Spock :cerek:

"... Other objects reportedly found in people’s anal cavities include light bulbs, bottles, cell phones, various animals and even a Buzz Lightyear figurine."
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Post by Stitch » 12 Jan 2019, 18:07

haram wrote:
12 Jan 2019, 17:59
Pa je tako pokušao i pojačat svoju ljubav prema Bogu? Zvuči logično, rekao bi mr.Spock :cerek:
Je li? I meni se čini. :D

A ono nije fama, cure su znale tampone namočiti u alkohol. Pijane - a ne smrde, to im je bio cilj. Ako si dovoljno bogat, možeš i đoku natrljati kokainom pa se poševiti s malom. Također pali. Vagina je iznimno dobro prokrvljena. :mudri:


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Post by haram » 12 Jan 2019, 18:10

Eto, velim ja; aksiološki visoko svjesno biće :mudri:


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Post by Stitch » 24 Jan 2019, 17:17

Psihijatar veli pacijentu: - Zadovoljan sam vašim napretkom, liječenje je bilo uspješno!
A pacijent: - Kakav napredak, čovječe, prije šest mjeseci bio sam Napoleon, a sad sam nitko i ništa.


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Post by MmeTipfeler » 24 Jan 2019, 17:27

:D


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Post by Šabović Adis » 25 Jan 2019, 01:43

Inspektor u tvornici pilećih salama i pašteta.

– Jel vi možda miješate još neko meso pored piletine u vaše proizvode?

– Paa… miješamo.

– A koje to?

– Pa konjsko meso.

– Dobro, a koliko ?

– Paa… pola – pola.

– Kako to pola?

– Pa jedno pile – jednog konja.

– Au,… kad tako malo stavljate piletine, onda bolje da je ni ne stavljate.

– Paa… i ne stavljamo. :facepalm:
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Post by Šabović Adis » 25 Jan 2019, 02:29

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Post by miky0 » 25 Jan 2019, 07:31

Šabović Adis wrote:
25 Jan 2019, 02:29
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Vrh :rofl:



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Post by Šabović Adis » 25 Jan 2019, 12:20

miky0 wrote:
25 Jan 2019, 07:31
Vrh :rofl:
Pička mu se ogadila... :rofl:


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Post by Šabović Adis » 31 Jan 2019, 05:41

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Post by Šabović Adis » 31 Jan 2019, 14:11

Što ti je svecka kriza, ne može pošten kontraobavještajac više ni u CIA da se zaposli :unda:

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Post by Šabović Adis » 07 Feb 2019, 16:13

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Post by Šabović Adis » 11 Feb 2019, 13:03

Moose struck by lightning
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That’s very rare. Except the left side, that’s medium rare.
That's just what we need, moose with superpowers
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